Happy Birthday Kimmer!

Today, Heidi K. Diaz turns the big 5-0h! Congratulations, hun, you made it!

And after looking at all of her photos she has released, we think she doesn’t look a day over 25… or 30, or 60. Anyway, live it up while you can sweetie.

This Day in History

1863: Confederate General Stonewall Jackson dies eight days after he is accidentally shot by his own troops during the American Civil War
Learn more about Stonewall Jackson.

1869: A golden spike is driven into the ground in Promontory, Utah, where the Union Pacific and Central Pacific railroads meet; it marks the completion of the first transcontinental railroad in the United States.
Learn more about Railroads.

1940: British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain resigns; at the request of King George VI, Winston Churchill agrees to take over as prime minister.
Learn more about Sir Winston Churchill.

1941: Nazi deputy Rudolf Hess, apparently seeking a peace deal between Germany and Britain, steals a plane and crash lands in Scotland; he is arrested and imprisoned for the rest of the war.
Learn more about Rudolf Hess.

1994: Nelson Mandela is sworn in as the first native African president of South Africa; a new, multi-racial cabinet is formed the following day.
Learn more about Nelson Mandela.

2008: ?????????

Born On This Day

1899: Fred Astaire, dancer and actor

1886:  Karl Barth, theologian

1838:  John Wilkes Booth, actor and assassin of President Abraham Lincoln

1850: Sir Thomas Lipton, merchant and yachtsman

1958: Heidi “Kimmer” Diaz, scam artist and lying liar that lies

Your Astrological Sign

Taurus is symbolized by the bull and ruled by the planet Venus. Taureans are considered to be practical, patient, and good-natured; they also can be jealous. They appreciate beauty and are attuned to the physical world.

Taureans are warm, loving, gentle and charming most of the time. Motivated by self preservation, the Taurean is not a risk taker and weighs every decision carefully, in a slow and methodical manner. To more impulsive people, the Taurean is a bore. Opinionated and stubborn, once a Taurean makes a decision, it is written in stone. nobody can alter it.Basically physical people, they prefer the known to the unknown and the tried to the new. They love the earth, possessions, and generally treat those they love as sacred possessions.
Main positive traits: Stable, dependable, practical, conventional,determined and patient.

Taureans can be very caring and warmhearted but there is a tendency to be extremely jealous, possessive and very stubborn. Taurus must strive to keep an open mind because his strong personal convictions can blind him to the ideas of others. Risks are taken only if it is absolutely necessary and only after much consideration. This is a sign that’s slow to change and would prefer a steady routine in life.me
Main negative traits: Possessive, stubborn, materialistic, lazy.

Friends of Heidi can feel free to leave their birthday wishes here in the comments, and we’ll make sure she gets them.

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3 Responses to “Happy Birthday Kimmer!”

  1. Mayberryfan Says:

    To Hell with celebrating Heidi’s birthday! The anniversary of the resignation of Neville Chamberlain is something WORTH celebrating! He is one of history’s best lessons on why you can’t appease those who’ve sworn to destroy you.

    Wow, did I get OT or what? Sorry, Truth!

  2. Magicsmom Says:

    Happy Birthday to the lying liar who lies. You don’t look a day over 55. If I were you, I’d get my money back on that Retin A. You can have my piece of protein jello cake, whatever that is.

  3. Scarlet Says:

    happy Birthday Kimmer. May be your last free one.

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